How to improve 2017’s Murder on the Orient Express

You can watch the trailer here. Unfortunately, it's enough for me to know I won't be seeing the whole thing. Obviously this film cannot exist in the same universe that gifted us with David Suchet, so I have provided some suggestions which seem much more suited to Kanye's Kenneth's edgy adaptation. Johnny Depp plays every …

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